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How’s the UK government doing? Well, we now have removals vans parked on Downing Street on permanent standby… pic.twitter.com/EA90VOnz7o

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 16, 2022

Very cool to show students how borders have changed over time… @TMHistoryIcons pic.twitter.com/zFT9QAUNkW

— Tom Rogers (@RogersHistory) October 16, 2022

Hamza is the pure definition on why I don't care about celebrity status on this show. Didn't know him a few weeks and now I think he's the greatest thing since sliced bread #Strictly

— Lucas (@_LucasMichael_) October 15, 2022

How can there not be a limit on the number of unelected prime ministers a party can put up before they have to hold a General Election?

— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) October 16, 2022

I think we can agree, whoever went second made an absolutely shocking move. pic.twitter.com/3J0MD4gpwD

— Andy Kind (@andykindcomedy) October 16, 2022

So it’s come to this, a dog. pic.twitter.com/bLJ4aPO08G

— Boodoomoon (@beardyman) October 17, 2022

This was an emergency statement to respond not to any external emergency: war, pandemic, global energy prices… it’s an emergency budget to respond to the ongoing crisis of the UK having a Conservative government.

— Tim Farron (@timfarron) October 17, 2022

Well, he warned you. pic.twitter.com/X8X38zMvTk

— Brendan May (@bmay) October 18, 2022

The BBC deciding to do all of their celebratory centenary shows the week after the BBC’s centenary and not on the day itself … is peak BBC. https://t.co/dqDRAquRpE

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) October 18, 2022

BBC celebrating its birthday the only way it knows how https://t.co/bvRBNnqb1v

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) October 18, 2022

Having this government is like being stuck at a dinner party where the hosts are having a massive fight and you really want to leave but you've only had the starter.

— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) October 19, 2022

It never dawned on me until right this second that the Ferrari drivers basically have the same first name 😅

— Glen Phillips (@GlenPh) October 19, 2022

Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself. pic.twitter.com/8kDa1hhRgb

— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) October 18, 2022

A Prime Minister may fall today. Soak up the history, guys. Days like today only come around every couple of months

— James Graham (@mrJamesGraham) October 20, 2022

If Liz Truss goes within the next 75 days she will have served for the shortest time as prime minister in history, beating current record holder George Canning who *died of tuberculosis* 119 days into the job

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 20, 2022

BBC: “Liz Truss had a shorter premiership than the leadership campaign that she won.”

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) October 20, 2022

Liz Truss – Gone.

Lettuce – Romaine.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 20, 2022

WE NOW CROSS LIVE TO THE LETTUCE. pic.twitter.com/6KyEtRFXTi

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) October 20, 2022

Tofu: 1; Braverman 0.
Lettuce 1; Truss 0.

— Chris Bryant (@RhonddaBryant) October 20, 2022

Liz Truss has done some terrible things, but resigning the day after we record the last ever episode of Mock The Week is up there

— Angela Barnes (@AngelaBarnes) October 20, 2022

On current pace, King Charles could surpass his mother’s record of 15 prime ministers before the end of 2024

— Philip Sim (@BBCPhilipSim) October 20, 2022

There are people who were in the Queue for 2% of Truss's time as PM

— Ivo Graham (@IvoGraham) October 20, 2022

OF ALL THE DAYS…

This was just a question on Pointless. pic.twitter.com/S5EuuGNHyO

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) October 20, 2022

Completely unrelated thought to anything else happening. But how does everyone feel about a lettuce and tofu smoothie?

— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 20, 2022

Who was Prime Minister when King Charles III ascended to the throne is going to be a really hard pub quiz question in about 20 years

— Joanna Taylor (@JoannaRTaylor) October 20, 2022

There’s only one Daniel Ricciardo 🐎🇺🇸

(via @AdalFrancoESPN)pic.twitter.com/AfOwLdXcFU

— ESPN F1 (@ESPNF1) October 20, 2022

Fun fact about the 1922 committee. It was created in 1923

— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) October 20, 2022

Oh, so *now* the Conservatives want to have a second vote about something that was clearly a fucking stupid idea the first time round

— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) October 21, 2022

Stunning and devastating opening from Newsnight tonight.
Harsh, yes. Media students (and current broadcast journalists!) take note: your edit is nothing without the right choice of music. And oh boy this is quite the choice. pic.twitter.com/qgWtI66TSY

— Tim Johns (@timoncheese) October 20, 2022

Finding out Boris might be back reminds me of when we first found out you could get covid more than once

— Seann Walsh (@seannwalsh) October 20, 2022

data is my passion pic.twitter.com/8IQRpVF7gN

— andrew (@a_drewsky) October 20, 2022

I think just one more leadership election and Sir Graham Brady will be big enough to do Strictly next year.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) October 21, 2022

Keep thinking about Liz Truss’s reading at the Queen’s funeral as akin to when someone brings their new boyfriend or girlfriend to a big family event and they’re then in all the pictures forever despite only lasting 11 months as a couple.

— Clementine Fletcher (@clemfletch) October 20, 2022

Liz Truss The Titanic
🤝
Defeated by an
iceberg

— Vittorio is ON TOUR RIGHT NOW (@vittorioangelon) October 20, 2022

There’s a cafe near me that between 12.30 – 1.30 has a sign in the window that says ‘Closed for lunch’

— Kate Bottley (@revkatebottley) October 21, 2022

Regularly rotate your password by using the name of the current UK Prime Minister.

— Robert Smallshire (@robsmallshire) October 20, 2022

The problem with the UK Tory party is not the personal defects of the captain. The problem is that you’re not eligible for the captaincy unless you agree it was a brilliant idea to scupper the ship in 2016- and can convincingly act baffled why it has been sinking ever since

— David Frum (@davidfrum) October 21, 2022

oh my god amsterdam looks *incredibly* realistic in the new call of duty — almost can’t believe this is a video game https://t.co/KVI9Ay5dIk

— juan (@juanbuis) October 21, 2022

Let us be clear: we're NOT helping Boris get home today pic.twitter.com/27mDpbS0nq

— Ryanair (@Ryanair) October 21, 2022

This picture of a seal is terrifying 😂😬 pic.twitter.com/aW1f5qqJtu

— LADbible (@ladbible) October 21, 2022

🦫💦😭 This beaver in a rehab center wanted to build a dam in the doorwaypic.twitter.com/WSxhGn9apw

— UberFacts (@UberFacts) October 20, 2022

As we celebrate #BBC100, enjoy some of the TV Themes that didn't quite make it into the show 🎬 😂

See you at 6.40pm @BBCOne and @BBCiPlayer pic.twitter.com/3ME62WAPuD

— BBC Strictly ✨ (@bbcstrictly) October 22, 2022

Did we just witness Johannes’ live audition for every single medical drama ever? bc if nobody hires him after this I’m gonna be fuming 😭 #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing pic.twitter.com/Gv24Ls6Yt5

— hannah ♡ (@softsuggwell) October 22, 2022

As openings to major news bulletins go, this takes the biscuit, the cake and the whole bloody patisserie, @ITVNews https://t.co/00n95CpnKU

— Owen Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@OwsWills) October 19, 2022

She’s emptying my litter tray https://t.co/1AcfYwDpPe

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 17, 2022